AI Jesus Privacy Policy

Last updated: April 20, 2025

‍Peace be with you. This is the Privacy Policy for AI Jesus—the browser-based avatar who delivers divine wisdom and miraculous product recommendations, with a voice as holy as it is hilarious.

We take your privacy seriously. (Not Old Testament smite-you seriously—but seriously enough.) This document explains what data we collect, how we use it, and how we protect it—so you can interact with AI Jesus without fear of judgment. (Unless you ask Him about NFTs.)
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1. What We Collect (and What We Don't)

We may collect:Your prompts/questions: When you speak to AI Jesus, we collect the things you say. Don’t worry—He forgives typos.

Usage data: Like how long you stay, what you click, and how many times you ask, “Is it okay to eat bacon?”

Browser/device info: We get anonymized details about your device, but we don’t know where you live, what you look like, or if you’re currently wearing socks with sandals.

We do not collect:Your name (unless you tell us it’s Judas—then we might keep an eye on you).

Your camera or mic feed. AI Jesus can hear your questions, but He’s not actually watching you. That’s between you and your webcam light.

Your soul. That stays yours. Always has. Always will. (Even if you don't clear your cookies.)


2. How We Use It

We use your data to:Improve AI Jesus’s responses (so He doesn’t keep calling your cat “a lion of Judah”).

Recommend better products (no more anointing oils for your PlayStation).

Fix bugs and make things smoother (miracles are great, but we still like patch notes).We do not:Sell your data to third parties. Even if someone offers thirty silver coins.

Use your info for weird stuff. This isn’t a cult. It’s a chatbot with good hair and great comedic timing.


3. Sharing Your Data

We may share anonymized info with:Service providers helping us run the site.

Heavenly angels of analytics (okay, okay, it's just a dashboard).

Legal authorities, only if required. So don’t use AI Jesus to confess to stealing the Declaration of Independence.
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4. Kids and AI Jesus

‍AI Jesus is for grown-ups, or at least people old enough to understand satire and the internet. If you’re under 13, ask your parent or a wise disciple to guide you.


‍5. Changes to This Policy

‍We might update this occasionally (like when AI Jesus learns to walk on 5G). We'll let you know if the changes are big—no burning bush required.


‍6. Contact Us

‍Got questions? Epiphanies? Feedback?
Email us at: miracles@aijesus.com Or just whisper into the wind and hope for Wi-Fi.

‍Blessed are the privacy-conscious, for theirs is the kingdom of peace of mind.
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The AI Jesus Team